THE COW
Once upon a time there was a cow .The cow had not eaten all day .He was so hungry he thought he could eat the moon that gave him an idea. He thought that if he could go to space he could eat the moon .He started building a catapult. He is building it of hay from the barn .The next day it was done. He was happy. It took him all night .Now he decided he would sleep that day to get ready. Now he is ready .He got a few other cows to help. the cows got him ready .They pulled the lever and bang .He went flying over the barn .He got in space ,it was huge .He saw a big white ball and remembered why he was here ,to eat the moon .He started moving closer and closer to the moon .He was ten feet away from the moon .He was about to touch it when some gravity thing was pulling him away from the moon .He realized it was a black hole .He got closer and closer to the black hole until
he felt something grabbing his leg .he looked down and saw a duck .The duck brought the cow to the moon .The cow told the duck how he got up there .Then the duck told the cow that his name was Geri .Then Geri told the cow how he got up there .Geri said that he was at a duck farm until some ducks at the farm wanted to go to the floating piece of cheese in space also known as the big floating piece of cheese in space .So they decided on 4th of July they would ride on a fire cracker to get to the floating piece of cheese in space .Geri decided to go with them .So on the fourth of July we went into action. We all grabbed a firecracker .There was 10 of us .We lit are firecracker and we all flew up in the sky but then I saw some of the firecrackers exploding. I knew mine was going to explode but it did not. It must of been a dud or something .I was the only one left .Then I saw the floating piece of cheese in space .I was very close to it .So I got on it .There were little creatures on it .They called the floating piece of cheese in space which we are on right now the moon .Geri said he has been on the moon for 5 days .The cow asked Geri how he has survived .Geri said
that he borrowed some ham from the small creatures .Then the cow asked where were the little creatures .Geri said the little creatures live inside the moon and they call themselves Ligs .The cow asked how did you get to the Ligs .Geri said there are some craters that lead to the Ligs .Then the cow said his name is Jim .Jim asked Geri if he could see the Ligs .Geri said yes .Then Jim asked Geri where he slept .Geri said he slept with a Lig family .Then Geri showed Jim where the Ligs were. they got inside the moon .Jim saw these round houses .Geri told Jim to knock on one of the houses and ask for a place to sleep .Jim did and got a place to sleep by a Lig called Loo .Jim slept for he rest of the day .In the morning Loo gave Jim green eggs and ham .Jim thought he had heard this meal in a book before. Jim liked the green eggs and ham and asked for the recipe .Jim got the recipe and it said get a green egg and then get ham .Jim thought it was lame .Jim saw the same trees there as earth .But he saw weird looking animals .He saw a three legged whale thing with no head .Jim said he wanted to go back to earth so he tried to build a rocket .He cut down some trees and made a rocket .Geri helped Jim take off to earth but
there was another gravity pull. Geri was on the rocket too. They were worried .They did not know what to do they heard foot steps behind them. So they looked behind them and saw a giant monkey. They were freaked out. The monkey said hi and Jim and Geri ran away. They got Picked up by the monkey .The monkey said his name was Ced. Then Jim and Geri calmed down and asked Ced how he got here. He said he was on earth when these things called Ligs brought him to there ship. They gave him green eggs and ham, and then they brought him to the moon. Then they brought him in the moon and then asked him what planet he wanted .he said a giant banana planet so they made me one and that’s what we are on right now. Then I became very big. I think it was because of the green eggs and ham. Jim and Geri looked at each other and gulped. Then they started to get as tall as Ced. Jim asked Ced what do you eat here .Ced said the planet is actually a banana and taste like one too. Then they heard a large growl in the distance. They all gulped. Jim asked Ced what that noise was Ced said
it was his stomach. Then they heard another growl. Ced said that that one was not his stomach. Jim was scared. Ced said that was a burp. Jim and Geri were relieved Jim and Geri wanted to go. Ced said NO. Then Ced grabbed Jim and Geri and tried to eat them until one of the Ligs came in a rocket and saved both of them. It was Loo. Loo told Jim and Geri that Ced forced all of the Ligs to bring him to the moon. Then he forced us to make a planet for him. And then he ate my brother Landen. Then he wanted to stay on his planet and left us alone. Loo brought Jim and Geri to the inside of the moon. Jim and Geri thanked Loo for saving them. Then Jim and Geri wanted to go to earth now. Then they remembered the gravity force so they had to think of another way to get to earth. Jim said I know how to get to earth. Geri asked how. Jim said
he could call the other cow on earth. Geri asked how that would help .Jim said it wouldn't it would just be cool. Geri said that would be cool. Jim asked Loo if there were any planets near them. Loo said the only planets near them were earth and the banana shaped planet. Then Loo said the Ligs could make you a planet. Jim said ok. Loo asked him what they wanted it to look like. Jim said a one that looked like cucumber. Loo asked what a cucumber looked like. Jim gave Loo a cucumber from his pocket. Loo looked at it. Then he ate it. Loo said that he would make them a cucumber shaped planet. Jim asked how he could he make one. Loo said if you throw an apple into the air and yell out the shape you want it to be it will become it. Jim asked Loo if he could make the planet. Loo said yes. Jim grabbed an apple threw it in the air and accidentally said
Geri. Then instead of the planet turning into a cucumber it turned into a giant duck. Jim said oh no. Jim asked Loo how to delete a planet. Loo said you can’t. Jim asked Loo if he could try again. Loo said no. Loo said he would make a cucumber planet. So Loo grabbed an apple and threw it up and yelled out cucumber. It turned into a giant cucumber. Jim said he would call it Kom. Jim wanted to go to Kom. So he started making a rocket. Jim knew that there would be no gravity force because Kom was on the opposite side of the giant banana planet. Jim was done making the rocket so he took off with Geri. They safely landed. They ate the cucumber. They dug in the cucumber to get the seed. They wanted to bring the seed to the Ligs and see if it would grow. They got the rocket ready to go. They took off but then
there was a gravity force. It was from the giant duck planet. It did not have a gravity force before because it takes a while to form. They were getting pulled closer to the giant duck planet. They landed on it. Geri wanted to go so they left. This time they landed on the moon. They went inside the moon but there were no Ligs. They were scared. They looked at the banana planet and saw all of the Ligs there. Jim knew he had to save them. Jim and Geri jumped in the rocket to go to the banana planet. They landed on it. Then they made a plan they were going to tie the monkey’s tail to the rocket. Then they are going to start the rocket and let it fly randomly with no one in it. So they got the monkeys tail and they brought it to the ship. Then they tied the monkey’s tail to the rocket and started it. The rocket started counting 3, 2, 1, and then it blew up .Jim and Geri did not know what happened. Jim knew He did not put it on self destruct mode. Geri knew he did not either Jim thought
that one of the Ligs put it on self destruct mode (SDM).Jim Looked around and saw a Lig talking to Ced. The Ligs name was Fred. Jim thought Fred put the rocket on SDM. Jim asked Fred if he put the rocket on SDM. Fred did not answer. Jim said the answers are yes of no. Fred asked what the 3rd choice was. Jim said no. Fred ran away. Jim chased Fred. Jim caught Fred. Jim slapped Fred in the face. While this was happening Geri thought of a plan to get rid of Ced. He thought he could make a rocket and tie Ced’s tail on it and then start it. So he got the monkeys tail and tied it to the rocket, Started the rocket. The rocket counted down 3, 2, 1, this time it worked. And Ced flew off into space. Every Lig was happy except Fred. Fred said that Ced was his only friend. So Jim and Geri went to the moon and planted the giant cucumber seeds. They grew fast and very tall. They got they picked some apples. Geri was juggling the apples .then when one of the apples went in the air Jim accidentally yelled out beef and then a planet made of beef appeared. Fred got very happy and said “I love beef!” so Jim and Geri built another rocket and gave It to Fred so he could visit his new planet .Fred asked if Jim and Geri If they would go with him. They said they would .so they set the Controls For the beef planet and left. But there was a gravity force From the Cucumber planet. Fred started panicking Jim and Geri told him that it was OK. But Fred said NO! And
Jim said OH NO. The rocket landed on the cucumber Planet. They built another rocket and tried to get off. But when they tried to get off the gravity force did not let them even fly. Jim heard a noise. BEEF!!! Oops said Jim. Then Geri felt something grab his leg. He looked down and saw Jim. Then Fred felt something breathing on him. He looked back and saw Landen (Loo’s brother).Jim said that he thought Landen got eaten by Ced. Landen could not talk right and had rags and trash on him. Then Landen Wrote on a piece of paper that he did get eaten by Ced and he Wrote that Ced was a robot. Jim asked how he survived. Landen said nothing because he couldn’t talk. He wrote “He is a robot so instead of digesting me I got sent to the main control center and so I just pulled some cords and presto!! (He died)” Fred got sad, surprised, and curious at the same time. He said that he was Sad because Ced died and surprised because before he could finish the sentence Landen spanked Him, he spanked Landen back. Suddenly Landen could talk!! Landen said
BEEF! Then he said that his nickname was JuJu. Jim asked JuJu how he got here. JuJu said when he got out of Ced he was just floating in space when a gravity force pulled him to this large cucumber planet. JuJu said he survived on this planet for 3 days by eating this cucumber. So JuJu, Fred, Geri, and Jim left to go back to the moon to the Ligs. So they built a rocket with 5x as much power as before. When they stated it, it blew up. Fred thought it was because they put to much power into it. So they built another 1 with 3x as much power. But this time when they started it, it became a big piece of corn. Geri started eating the corn. He said it was good. Then they all started eating it. Then they heard something behind them. Geri looked behind him and saw a llama. The llama said his name was Kevin. There was another llama. This llama said his name was Hilk. Hilk said that Kevin was a chicken about everything. Hilk said that Kevin was scared of turtles. Hilk said that because one time when Kevin was looking at a turtle far away I (Hilk) pinched him. Kevin thought that the turtle used magical powers to pinch him. Geri asked Hilk how they got here. Hilk said
that he and Kevin wanted a moon rock so they built a rocket. They launched the rocket. When they were in space they saw the moon. So they went to the moon but it wasn’t the moon. It was the cucumber planet. Hilk said this happened about 2 hours ago. Geri asked Hilk where their rocket was? Hilk said that it blew up right after they got out of it. Then all of them decided to build a catapult. Jim said that the catapult would launch them to the moon. So they built the catapult but then they saw something. Jim said it was maybe a potato chip. Fred went to pick it up and it was a potato chip. They were finished with the catapult. Geri went first. When Jim was about to launch Geri out of the catapult the catapult disappeared. They were confused. Fred had an idea. They could build a canon. They all agreed to build a canon to launch them to the moon. But then JuJu was hungry so he called Jimmy Johns. Then the Jimmy Johns delivery people came and delivered all of the crew a nice juicy subs. Geri got a BLT because there the best. After they were done eating they launched Geri out of the canon. But
Geri accidentally jump out of the canon when they launched it. Geri said it felt too scary. BEEF! said Jim. So Jim went in the canon. Geri launched Jim out of the canon. Jim landed on the moon but he broke his leg. Jim said he would get a rope to throw over to the cucumber planet. So Jim got the rope. But how could he throw it all the way to the other planet? He thought that he could make a canon to shoot the rope over t o the planet. So he built the canon, put the rope in the canon, and shot it. But when he shot it it hit the cucumber planet just as planned. So they all went to the moon. They went to check on the ligs. But there were no ligs at all! But there was a note. The note said “A giant flamingo took us all to the duck planet PS it was a giant flamingo”. SO they decided they would go to the duck planet. So they built a rocket and flew to the duck planet. But there was no one there. And this time there were no notes. So they looked around. Then Fred saw something. This time it was not a potato chip .Fred went to it and it was
a Lig! In fact it was Loo. Loo was shivering. Loo told Geri that the flamingo was going to the moon. So they all got in the rocket and went to the moon. When they got there they saw the flamingo. It was big. Then they saw all of the ligs tied to a giant stick. So Jim had a plan to tie the flamingo’s tail to the rocket. So they went into action. Jim got the birds tail and tied it to the rocket. But when they turned on the rocket the rocket did not turn on. Fred looked at the gears and there was a bean stuck in the gears. So he took it out and then turned on the rocket. But the flamingo blew up some how. Everyone was confused. Fred got the ligs off the stick and started a calibration. After the calibration Geri and Jim left the moon and went to the cucumber planet. They were going camping. So they slept on the cucumber planet that night. Jim had a nightmare that the cucumber planet blew up. Geri decided to rename the cucumber planet to qaz. So they ate breakfast then went explored qaz. When Jim was exploring he could not believe what he found. Jim found a huge
cat. It was giant. Jim walked up to it and pet it. The cat said his name was Cat. Jim thought that was a unique name. Cat said he was born on a distant planet 5 years ago. Geri asked him what planet he was born on. He said he was born on a planet called Cats. Cat said there were many cats on the planet Cats. But then the planet Cats had an earthquake and many of the cats died. The earthquake happened 3 years ago. Only me (Cat), my mom, my dad, and my uncle Joe were still alive. But then there was another earthquake. It killed my mom and dad. So now there is only me and my uncle Joe. Uncle Joe is still at the planet Cats. I decided to explore different planets where I and my uncle Joe can live. Jim said that he could make a planet for them. Cat said that would be cool. So they all went to the moon to get an apple. When they got to the moon all of the ligs were all happy. Then Jim got an apple and asked Cat what here wanted the planet to look like. Cat said a giant tuna fish so Jim threw up the apple and said
tuna. But instead of tuna the planet turning into tuna the planet turned into Ced. And the planet was walking just like Ced and he had the same mind that Ced had. Jim said that this was bad because Ced was back and 5x bigger than before. Geri said that they needed some explosives to kill Ced. So they asked Loo if he had any explosives. Loo said that there was some black powder in Qaz. So Jim and Jeri went to Qaz. When they got there they started digging. Jim found some black powder. But the powder was green. So Jim and Geri went back to the moon. Jim planned to pore the black powder in Ced's ear to mess up the gears. So Jim built a jet pack. Then he flew up to Ced with the powder and then Ced hit Jim down to the moon. Jim tried again but Ced hit him again. Jim tried this 7 times and the same thing happened over and over. Then the something happened that was unthinkable. The duck planet came and had the mind of Geri. Then the duck planet started hitting Ced. Then Ced got hit so much he just blew up. The giant duck also got hit so much it blew too.So Jim said that Cat could stay at earth. Cat said that would be cool. So Jim built a big rocket so Cat, Jim and Geri could fit in it. Then they took off for earth. There was a gravity pull but the gravity pull was
from earth. So they just let the gravity pull take them to earth. But then they found where on earth the gravity pull was taking them. It was taking them to the middle of the ocean. They were all scared. Jim quickly built an oxygen tank in the rocket. Then they hit the water and went very deep. Then they saw where in the water the pull was coming from. It was from an underwater city. They entered the city and saw many fish. When they landed they met this old fish named Bill. Bill said that he wanted to ride a motor cycle but he thought he was too old. Then Jim said that they would help him ride a motor cycle if he would help us out of this city. Bill agreed to do that so Jim built a motor cycle with training wheels. Bill got on and rode the motor cycle. Bill said he felt like he was 70 again. After Bill got off the motor cycle he helped them get out of the ocean city. Bill said that there was a
magical chicken that if you touched it you will be transported to a different magic chicken on land. So Jim, Geri, and Cat went to the magic chicken and touched. It transported them to a farm. It was the farm that Jim came from. Jim also noticed that Cat shrank. Then Cat said that he wanted to live there. Then Jim remembered that uncle Joe was still on the planet Cats. So Jim and Geri made a rocket and went to the planet Cats to get uncle Joe. Joe got in the rocket and they got pull by the gravity pull in the ocean city. Then they went to the chicken but the chicken was not there. Jim looked a little to the right and the chicken was there. So they touched it. They went to the farm where Cat was. Then Jim told Geri that they should go. So they built a rocket and flew to the moon. Then Jim asked Geri if he wanted to live with him. Geri said yes. So Jim and Geri built a house to live in on the moon.
FIN (The End)