MR.BACON
Once upon a time there was a piece of bacon
called Mr. Bacon. Mr. Bacon lived his potato farm. His potato farm was huge. Mr.
Bacon had a pet potato. Mr. Bacon liked going to far places. Sometimes he went
to the moon or sometimes he went to underwater city. Today Mr. Bacon wanted to
go to mars. So Mr. Bacon put his pet potato in charge of his farm and took
off to mars in a rocket. The rocket landed on the planet. When Mr. Bacon got
out of the rocket it turned into a banana and Mr. Bacon ate it. Then Mr. Bacon
explored mars. He found a rock, a stick, and a potato. Then he saw a restaurant
called pancake man. He went into the restaurant. When he got in he went to the
pancake man to ask if he had a magic chicken so he could go back and bring
some friends. The pancake man said there is a magic chicken at the earth’s
moon. Mr. Bacon asked the pancake man if he had any spear rockets that he could
use. Pancake man said that there is one in the back so Mr. Bacon went to the
back to go in the rocket. But the rocket was out of fuel. Then Mr. Bacon asked
pancake man what kind of fuel the rocket took. Pancake man said it ran on pancakes.
So Mr. Bacon bought 15 pancakes and put them in the rocket. Then Mr. Bacon took
off in the rocket to earth’s moon. There were many gravity pulls but Mr. Bacon
knows the secret to them. You have to say rock rite when u see them then they won’t
suck you in. When Mr. Bacon got to the moon he went inside it and asked the
ligs where the magic chicken was. They said it was at the beef planet so Mr. Bacon
got in his rocket and went to the beef planet and saw the magic chicken. He was
a pro at using magic chickens. He even has one at his house. So Mr. Bacon said
bring me to my house then touched the chicken. When he was at his house he
called his friend grin the tree. Grin said he could go to mars with Mr. Bacon.
So Grin came over and touched the chicken with Mr. Bacon and they appeared on
planet beef. Then they took the chicken and went in the rocket Mr. Bacon left
there and drove to mars. Mr. Bacon had to say rock a lot of times. When they arrived
at mars they were hungry so they went to pancake man. But when they got there
no one was there. So they ran out of the store screaming because they thought a
dinosaur baby cat ate every one in there. So they ran all around screaming.
Then they ran to the rocket and flew to the Venus because there was store there
that was called how to defeat a dinosaur baby cat. So they went in the store
and the refrigerator said that you have to jump in front of the dinosaur baby
cat and it will die. Then the refrigerator asked them if they had beef.
Grin said he had some. Then the fridge wanted to join them. So grin, Mr. Bacon,
and the fridge went in the rocket and went to pancake man at mars. When they
were there and about to walk in the restaurant grin noticed that Mr. Bacon had
a banana in his ear. So they went in the restaurant and saw a closed sign. So Mr.
Bacon did the polka dance. Then grin felt sick so he went to a doctor on the moon.
The doctor said grin had a disease called Landen disease. The doctor said it is
the most deadly disease ever. Grin asked the doctor if there is a cure. The doctor
said awesomeness. The doctor said to cure Landen disease you have to see
something awesome to get all the lameness out. So then they thought of
something awesome. Grin said they could go see Chrash Berg. Grin said his initials
are C.B. Grin said that Chrash Berg was an amazing guy that could almost
anything with spoons and lived on planet awesome. So grin, the fridge, and Mr.
Bacon went to planet awesome and saw Chrash Berg. He was eating jello with a
SPOON! Grin disease went away because Chrash Berg even ate awesome with a
SPOON! Then grin, Mr. Bacon, and the fridge thought they should live together.
Grin said they could do quests together. They decided to live on the beef planet.
But then Mr. Bacon almost forgot to get his potato pet so he touched the
chicken and went to get his potato pet. So grin, Mr. Bacon, the fridge, and the
potato pet lived on the beef planet. And Mr. Bacon decided to name his pet Tot.
Fin (THE END)