THE MAIL-MAN SONG
(TO THE TUNE OF SPIDER MAN)
MAIL-MAN,MAIL-MAN
DOES WHAT EVER MAIL CAN
SHOOTS THE MAIL,FROM HIS HAND
AND HE'S IN, EVEN A BAND
LOOK OUT HERE COMES MAIL-MAN
HE WEARS SHIRTS,HE WEARS SWEATERS
AND HE GETS, A LOT OF LETTERS
HE ALWAYS HITS, THE BANDITS
AND MAKE SURE THEY,DONT GET AWAY
LOOK OUT HERE COMES MAIL MAN
HE WILL FIGHT,DAY AND NIGHT
HE LIKES COKE,BUT NOT SPRITE
HE HAS COUPONS,FOR JIMMYJOHNS
HE LIKES BLTS,WITHOUT CHEESE
LOOK OUT HERE COMES MAIL MAN
TO
HIM,LIFE IS LIKE A VISIT TO THE POSTBOX,
WHERE EVER YOU SEE A MAIL BOX,